Jeremy Clarkson says at least Anne Frank kept her thoughts to herself

Jeremy Clarkson says much like Greta Thunberg, Anne Frank “didn’t like what was going on”, but “she didn’t have a tantrum about it.” Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has offered praise to historical figure Anne Frank, comparing her favourably to 16-year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg, who he attacked in a scathing column for The … Continue reading “Jeremy Clarkson says at least Anne Frank kept her thoughts to herself”

Selfish corporate media won’t send cameras to Amazon so we can watch it burn

Western media have defended their decision not to cover the fires so as not to give them any oxygen. Social media outrage continues to grow around the sentiment that mainstream western media is devoting too little coverage to an ongoing series of fires in the Amazon rainforest, and in doing so are denying us a … Continue reading “Selfish corporate media won’t send cameras to Amazon so we can watch it burn”

Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot

Robots could soon replace many low-skill jobs, such as President of the United States. US Presidential hopeful and doomsday prophet Andrew Yang went to extreme lengths to make a point in the first round of Democratic primary debates today, replacing himself with a lifeless robot for the entire duration. Yang, who has been warning about … Continue reading “Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot”

Cricket Australia bans all players not involved in cheating for ‘failing to uphold the standards of Australian cricket’

Sutherland hopes the move will send a “strong message” to fans, kids, and the world, about what Australian Cricket is “really all about.” Following the ball-tampering scandal that has rocked the cricket world, Cricket Australia today announced its sanctions on all players not involved with the plot to cheat in the third test against South … Continue reading “Cricket Australia bans all players not involved in cheating for ‘failing to uphold the standards of Australian cricket’”

Bill English asks New Zealanders to please ‘look busy’ for US Secretary of state visit

The Government is appealing to all New Zealanders to behave themselves, and for the love god, don’t talk about anything that happened in the 80s. Prime Minister Bill English is making a sincere appeal to all New Zealanders this week, ahead of a visit from US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Tillerson will arrive in … Continue reading “Bill English asks New Zealanders to please ‘look busy’ for US Secretary of state visit”

Trump Middle East peace plan derailed after discovering Israel already has a wall

Who would’ve thought Middle East peace could be so complicated? An announcement about President Donald Trump’s Middle East peace proposal has been indefinitely postponed after he discovered that Israel already has a wall. The proposal, which the President himself purportedly spent all of yesterday writing, was one page long, size 72 font, and read, in … Continue reading “Trump Middle East peace plan derailed after discovering Israel already has a wall”

We’re just going to go ahead and report that Prince Philip is dead because it’ll be true soon enough anyway

1921 – 2017 or thereabouts. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of the Queen, and member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg has passed away this morning at age 95. And if he hasn’t, that’ll be true soon enough anyway, so just bookmark this page and pull it back up when that happens. Philip reportedly suffered … Continue reading “We’re just going to go ahead and report that Prince Philip is dead because it’ll be true soon enough anyway”

In bid to ease tensions, Trump authorises firing 59 Pepsi cans at Syrian military base

A photograph released by the Pentagon shows the Pepsi being shaken vigorously until it launches. In a dramatic twist in the Syrian conflict, U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered the firing of nearly 60 cans of Pepsi at a military installation just south of Homs. The move comes in response to a horrific chemical attack … Continue reading “In bid to ease tensions, Trump authorises firing 59 Pepsi cans at Syrian military base”

Gender bias: How would audiences respond differently if Trump was a washing machine and Clinton was a can opener?

A New York University experiment has found that – perhaps unexpectedly – Trump was even more likable as a home appliance. The traditional wisdom – as held in academic circles – is that gender played a significant role in the outcome of the 2016 US Presidential election. The thinking goes that Donald Trump’s brash and … Continue reading “Gender bias: How would audiences respond differently if Trump was a washing machine and Clinton was a can opener?”