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El Koshary Philosophy In case you haven't noticed, El Koshary Today in not a “real” news site. Our philosophy here is to use sarcasm and imagination to raise awareness of some of the serious (and not so serious) issues plaguing our nation. It is not intended to relay any factual information or credible circumstances, though where possible readers will find news links to the actual issues being satirized herein. To elaborate, El Koshary Today offers satirical commentaries that exaggerate the evident problems in our society in a way that, hopefully, makes us laugh, but also impels us to start doing something about it. In other words, like the meal it’s named after, El Koshary Today is about a random mix of uniquely Egyptian “infogredients” that can nourish your sense of humour, but more importantly implore you to demand more from the remarkable (and indeed, at times bizarre) society that invented that very meal.

President Morsi attempts to “get his shit together”

After nearly a year of severe mismanagement, President Morsi told CNN’s Christiane Amanpour in an interview last week that “Egypt will combile its faeces togezar” — using an amusing twist on the e read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-22Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags Egypt

Egyptian Sunni man spontaneously converts to Shia Islam

A local Sunni man reportedly converted to Shia Islam only hours after Iran announced an easing of vi read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags Iran

Egypt’s National Salvation Front leaders caught in late night pillow fight

In the early hours of Sunday the 27th of January, after a bloody weekend in Egypt that saw President Morsi formally address the nation by tw read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags Egypt

Egypt’s gay community “homophobic”

A controversial study conducted by the DUC (Dokora University in Cairo) has revealed that Egypt’s underground gay community suffers from homophobia. read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags Egypt

Massive wave of stability sweeps through Egypt — leaves millions dead

A deadly wave of stability swept through Egypt soon after the unrigged results of its cons read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags Egypt

Abu Ismail: World’s first salafi Santa

EKT has just learned that onetime presidential contender and leader of the emerging Islamist Baltageya Association (IBA), Hazem Abu Ismail, previously worked as Santa Clause at a mall in California read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In English

White House: Colorado Batman shooter “lacks Mozlem genes — not terrorist”

A genetic analysis of US citizen James Holmes – who is suspected of shooting 71 cinema-goers during the new Batman’s premier in a Denver suburb, killing at least 12 of them – found no trace of “Moz read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In EnglishTags United States

President-elect Morsi picks agnostic bisexual vegetarian as VP

In an attempt to appease Egyptian liberals concerned about an Islamist takeover, President-elect Mohamed Morsi has chosen an agnostic bisexual vegetarian for the vice-presidency. read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In English

Complaining to strangers may lead to annihilation, says Egyptian government

According to a TV advertisement by the Egyptian state, spies are cunningly collecting vital, national security-related information about local traffic jams and petrol shortages, and texting the int read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In English

SCAF declares itself “creator and maintainer of the universe”

In a controversial move, SCAF forced Egypt’s Supreme Universal Court to read more

Author ElKoshary.comPosted on 2019-04-21Categories All Posts, Alternative, Blog, In English

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El Koshary Philosophy

In case you haven't noticed, El Koshary Today in not a “real” news site. Our philosophy here is to use sarcasm and imagination to raise awareness of some of the serious (and not so serious) issues plaguing our nation. It is not intended to relay any factual information or credible circumstances, though where possible readers will find news links to the actual issues being satirized herein.

To elaborate, El Koshary Today offers satirical commentaries that exaggerate the evident problems in our society in a way that, hopefully, makes us laugh, but also impels us to start doing something about it.

In other words, like the meal it’s named after, El Koshary Today is about a random mix of uniquely Egyptian “infogredients” that can nourish your sense of humour, but more importantly implore you to demand more from the remarkable (and indeed, at times bizarre) society that invented that very meal.

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