After nearly a year of severe mismanagement, President Morsi told CNN’s Christiane Amanpour in an interview last week that “Egypt will combile its faeces togezar” — using an amusing twist on the e read more
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Egyptian Sunni man spontaneously converts to Shia Islam
A local Sunni man reportedly converted to Shia Islam only hours after Iran announced an easing of vi read more
Egypt’s National Salvation Front leaders caught in late night pillow fight
In the early hours of Sunday the 27th of January, after a bloody weekend in Egypt that saw President Morsi formally address the nation by tw read more
Egypt’s gay community “homophobic”
A controversial study conducted by the DUC (Dokora University in Cairo) has revealed that Egypt’s underground gay community suffers from homophobia. read more
Massive wave of stability sweeps through Egypt — leaves millions dead
A deadly wave of stability swept through Egypt soon after the unrigged results of its cons read more
Abu Ismail: World’s first salafi Santa
EKT has just learned that onetime presidential contender and leader of the emerging Islamist Baltageya Association (IBA), Hazem Abu Ismail, previously worked as Santa Clause at a mall in California read more
White House: Colorado Batman shooter “lacks Mozlem genes — not terrorist”
A genetic analysis of US citizen James Holmes – who is suspected of shooting 71 cinema-goers during the new Batman’s premier in a Denver suburb, killing at least 12 of them – found no trace of “Moz read more
President-elect Morsi picks agnostic bisexual vegetarian as VP
In an attempt to appease Egyptian liberals concerned about an Islamist takeover, President-elect Mohamed Morsi has chosen an agnostic bisexual vegetarian for the vice-presidency. read more
Complaining to strangers may lead to annihilation, says Egyptian government
According to a TV advertisement by the Egyptian state, spies are cunningly collecting vital, national security-related information about local traffic jams and petrol shortages, and texting the int read more
SCAF declares itself “creator and maintainer of the universe”
In a controversial move, SCAF forced Egypt’s Supreme Universal Court to read more