New US Administration Extends Controversial Ban to Agazian

Washington DC — President Donald Trump has signed a new executive order adding new nations into the already controversial travel ban- this time to include the east African nation of Agazian. In a statement made today, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced to the world and an audience of reporters that President Trump has amended … Continue reading “New US Administration Extends Controversial Ban to Agazian”

Cash-Strapped African Nation Offers Advertising on its Currency

BY MUSSA M: EDITOR-AT-LARGE. Asmara — The National Bank of Eritrea, the nation’s bank responsible for printing and distributing the Eritrean currency Nakfa, has announced that it will soon begin to offer advertising space in the nation’s notes. Mr Kibrom Woldemariam, Administrator of the National Bank of Eritrea Speaking to reporters this morning, Administrator of … Continue reading “Cash-Strapped African Nation Offers Advertising on its Currency”

Rights Activist Takes Matters into her own hands and starts training an Army

Stockholm: In a Facebook live video she posted on her popular page yesterday, Eritrean-Swedish human rights activist Meron Estefanos has announced that she’s began training her own commando forces who would soon take on the Eritrean Defense Forces and human rights violators and traffickers all over the world. Exasperated with the rate things are going … Continue reading “Rights Activist Takes Matters into her own hands and starts training an Army”

Eritrea : Activist Implores Home Government to Introduce Mandatory Swimming Lessons

Stockholm– A leading Eritrean human rights activist is imploring the Eritrean government to introduce mandatory swimming lessons into the nation’s curricula to quell the deaths of Eritreans just ahead of the upcoming low-tide season in the Mediterranean. Meron Estefanos, an Eritrea-Swedish activist has told the AwazeTribune that she’s been trying to reach to Eritrean government … Continue reading “Eritrea : Activist Implores Home Government to Introduce Mandatory Swimming Lessons”

Eritrea Might Conduct Presidential Elections in 2018: Sources

Asmara — Multiple sources close to the Eritrean President are hinting that the Eritrean government “might hold a presidential elections in 2018”. According to the sources, President Isaias Afewerki and his cabinet have been following the results of elections around the world with “great interest” and have become emboldened to test their luck at the … Continue reading “Eritrea Might Conduct Presidential Elections in 2018: Sources”

Eritrean President Assures Egypt of Nile River’s Future

Cairo — Eritrea’s President Isaias Afewerki, has assuaged Egyptian concern over the future of the Nile river and has said his country is willing to work with Egypt in the upkeep of the Nile Delta. The President of Eritrea, who is at the moment is on an official State visit to Egypt, has told his Egyptian counterpart, President … Continue reading “Eritrean President Assures Egypt of Nile River’s Future”

Chantal Biya’s Hair Opens Mouth Against Social Media Use

Yaoundé — In the wake of a government’s lash campaign against the excessive use of social media, Cameroon’s First Lady’s hair, warned Cameroonian ladies to stay off from what it termed as “the degenerate vice of social media usage.” In a brief statement aired today in the state-controlled Cameroon Radio Television (CRTV), Ms. Biya’s hair … Continue reading “Chantal Biya’s Hair Opens Mouth Against Social Media Use”

Eritrean Marathon Medalist Praised for Not Absconding

Denden Hall, Asmara — President Isaias Afwerki welcomed and received Eritrea’s newest athletic phenomenon, Girmay Ghebreslassie in the presence of government ministers and officials, where he praised the athlete for not absconding. Taking a day off his busy schedule from overseeing the Adi Halo dam where he spends his days mostly playing with mud, President … Continue reading “Eritrean Marathon Medalist Praised for Not Absconding”

Eritrea: A Primer : 10 Facts you probably need to know

Editor’s Note: Many of our readers, particularly the nice kids of the YPFDJ have recently taken into writing AwazeTribune to provide them a web version of a country handbook that they could use as reference in their arguments against treacherous Eritreans and enemies of Eritrea. We’re humbled at the request, and at the high esteem … Continue reading “Eritrea: A Primer : 10 Facts you probably need to know”

Breaking News: Drunk President Mistakingly calls Putin to Congratulate him on Trump’s Victory

Expo Grounds, Asmara — The President of the State of Eritrea, His Excellency President Isaias Afwerki, called the President of the Russian Federation, His Excellency President Vladmir Putin  to congratulate him, and his country on the successful election of Mr. Donald Trump. Speaking from the former nightclub-turned-presidential-mancave , Shamrock Club, where President Isaias was nursing a … Continue reading “Breaking News: Drunk President Mistakingly calls Putin to Congratulate him on Trump’s Victory”